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• I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.
  First you decide which direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy....
• Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
  Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse....
• Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
  Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse....
• Gettin' married's a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
  After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. -- Minnie Pearl...
• You may be redneck... if you made a hot tub using a trolling motor.
• I am the soap scum that lines your tub.
• If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle.
  So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it....