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I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.
-- William F. Buckley...
I quite agree with you," said the Duche
I realize that the MX missile is none of our concern.
I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it....
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em....
I see the eigenvalue in thine eye, I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli would have been content to die Had he but known such _a-squared cos 2(phi)!...
I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, "This is what I wish.
The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck." -- Graffito in Los Angele

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