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I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.
-- Edgar Allan Poe...
I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
I have learned To spell hors d'oeuvres Which still grates on Some people's n'oeuvres.
-- Warren Knox...
I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one.
-- James Gordon Benne...
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
-- Blaise Pascal...
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!
-- from "Cerebus" #82...
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profi...
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best." -- Oscar Wilde
I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..." -- Prof.
Romas Aleliunas, CS 435...
I have two very rare photographs: one is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his ca
he other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child....

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