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I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
-- Mary Lou Bax...
I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense.
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I hate quotations." -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty.
Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. -- A. R. Longworth...
I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
-- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV...
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me.
-- Camillo Di Cavou...

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