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• I have learned To spell hors d'oeuvres Which still grates on Some people's n'oeuvres.
  -- Warren Knox...
• I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's accomplishments.
  The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warre...
• I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments.
  The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warre...
• I have had an aversion to good spelling for sixty years and more, merely for the reason that when I was a boy there was not a thing I could do creditably except spell according to the book.
  It was a poor and mean distinction, and I early learned to disenjoy it....
• it is now some years since I detected how many were the false beliefs that I ha d believed to be true since my earliest youth.
  And since that time, I have bee n convinced that I must once and for all seriously try to rid myself of all the opiniouns which I had formerly accepted, and begin to build anew, if I wanted t o establish any firm and permanent structure for my beliefs....
• Great Runes n. Uppercase-only text or display messages.
  Some archaic operating systems still emit these....
• I can't be out of money! I still have some checks left!
• You spell 'knife' with a 'k'. I spell 'knife' with an 'n', but then I never could spell.
  -- Troi and Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7...