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• I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
  The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I have two very rare photographs: one is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his ca
  he other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
  .. the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane.
  They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger. -- Steven Wrigh...
• My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. -- Steven Wrigh
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
  -- Steven Wrigh...