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Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to a new town.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around.
No contest." -- Eric Clapto...
Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Ede
Languages whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful....
Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability
Gnagloot, n.: A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to impress people.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Go 'way! You're bothering me!
Go climb a gravity well!
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may be in owning a piece thereof.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH

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