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Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored." -- George Saunders' dying word
Gosh that takes me back ... or forward. That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell.
-- Dr. Who...
Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell.
-- Doctor Who "Androids of Tara...
Got Mole problems? Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
-- Ray Simard...
Government lies, and newspapers lie, but in a democracy they are different lies.
Government spending? I don't know what it's all about.
I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much....
Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
Graduate life -- it's not just a job, it's an indenture.
Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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