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Get forgiveness now -- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.
Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!
Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.
They spend months and months researching these k...
Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
But you should never buy them clothes. Me...
Ginsberg's Theorem: (1) You can't win. (2) You can't break even.
(3) You can't even quit the game. Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem...
Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place to stand, and I will drain the world.
Give me enough medals, and I'll win any war." -- Napolea
Give me the Luxuries, and the Hell with the Necessities!

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