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God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
God gives burdens; also shoulders" Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election.
At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywh...
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little .
.. The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty ....
God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh
God is a polythie
God is not dead! He's alive and autographing bibles at Cody'
God is real, unless declared integer.
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat.
He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. -- Pablo Picasso...
God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. -- Alfred Jarry

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