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God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board -- Mark Twai
God made the integers; all else is the work of Man. -- Kronecke
God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean. -- Albert Einstei
God must love the Common Man; He made so many of them.
God rest ye CS students now, Let nothing you dismay.
The VAX is down and won't be up, Until the first of May....
Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution.
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