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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Dille...
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Cleveland still lives. God ____must be dead.
Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-- Mark Twai...
COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
Cocaine -- the thinking man's Dristan.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Coincidence, n.: You weren't paying attention to the other half of what was going on.
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