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Death to all fanatics!
Decision maker, n.: The person in your office who was unable to form a task force before the music stopped.
Decisions of the judges will be final unless shouted down by a really overwhelming majority of the crowd present.
Abusive and obscene language may not be used by contestants when addressing membe...
Deck Us All With Boston Charlie Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash.
an' Kalamazoo! Nora's freezin' on the trolley, Swaller dollar cauliflower, alleygaroo!...
Deep" is a word like "theory" or "semantic" -- it implies all sorts of marvelous things.
DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?
! Wouldn't you like to see some of them deleted from the system?...
Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soape...

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