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Commitment, n.: Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
The chicken was involved, the pig was committed....
Committee Rules: (1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
(2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half ove...
Committee, n.: A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Alle...
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds.
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. -- Clive Jame...
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. -- Josh Billing
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
-- Albert Einstei...
Computer programmers do it byte by byte
Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal systems theory.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

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