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Coincidences are spiritual puns. -- G. K. Chesterto
Cold, adj.: When the local flashers are handing out written descriptions.
Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets.
Collaboration, n.: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell.
College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played.
There would be a great increase in b...
Colvard's Logical Premises: All probabilities are 50%.
Either a thing will happen or it won't. Colvard's Unconscionable Commentary...
Come, every frustum longs to be a cone, And every vector dreams of matrices.
Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze: It whispers of a more ergodic zone....
Come, let us hasten to a higher plane, Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn, Their indices bedecked from one to _n, Commingled in an endless Markov chain!
-- Stanislaw Lem...
Command, n.: Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control.
COMMENT Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea
And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania....

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