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Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
-- Ogden Nash...
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Chism's Law of Completion: The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law: When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
Chivalry, Schmivalry! Roger the thief has a method he uses for sneaky attack
Folks who are reading are Characteristically Always Forgetting to ...
Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.
Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
Cinemuck, n.: The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
-- Ambrose Bierce...

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