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• Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
  -- Phyllis Dille...
• Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
  -- Phyllis Diller There is no need to do any housework at all....
• Save your money. -- Phyllis Dille
• Supposing you're a housewife and you've goofed. Let's put it this way.
  It's 4:30 and you're still in bed--and that's pretty close to Ogre Time....
• Your husband is lazy if: When he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes in that direction.
  His idea of dressing for dinner is wearing a necktie over his pajamas....
• I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book.
  Or a friend who's read one. -- Phyllis Dille...
• Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hi
• We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
  -- Phyllis Dille...