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• Coincidence, n.: You weren't paying attention to the other half of what was going on.
• If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
• Half the fun of being alive is not knowing what tomorrow will bring.
  The other half is pretending you don't care....
• What a coincidence! I've been there!!!!
• front end n. 1. An intermediary computer that does set-up and filtering for another (usually more powerful but less friendly) machine (a `back end').
  2. What you're talking to when you have a conversation with someone who is making replies without paying attention....
• front end: n. 1. An intermediary computer that does set-up and filtering for another (usually more powerful but less friendly) machine (a `back end').
  2. What you're talking to when you have a conversation with someone who is making replies without paying attention....
• Martin: Bart, if she breaks up on you, steer away from the grandstands or else you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators.
  [notices Bart isn't paying attention] Bart, what did I just tell you?...
• Making deals with N. Korea is like paying cannibals to eat you last.