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Dear Miss Manners: My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's elbows on the table.
However, I have read that one elbow, in between courses, is all righ...
Dear Miss Manners: Please list some tactful ways of removing a man's saliva from your face.
Gentle Reader: Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man's saliva on ...
Dear Mister Language Person: I am curious about the expression, "Part of this complete breakfast".
Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe?
Answe...
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. -- R. Gei
Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow dow
Death is only a state of mind. Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else.

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