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Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. -- H. L. Mencke
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking -- H. L. Mencke
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you wish you weren't.
Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich.
-- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones]...
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them.
Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!...
Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology.
Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat....
Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.

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