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Croll's Query: If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity.
It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation....
Cynic, n.: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve...
Cynic, n.: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
%DCL-MEM-BAD, bad memory VMS-F-PDGERS, pudding between the ea
Dealing with failure is easy: work hard to improve.
Success is also easy to handle: you've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve....
Dear Lord: I just want *___one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On the other hand", again.

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