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Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of progress.
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
BOO! We changed Coke again! BLEAH! BLEAH!
Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.
Bore, n.: A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary.
-- Walter Winchell...
Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate.
(3) When in doubt, mumble....
Boss, n.
Boston State House is the hub of the Solar System. You couldn't pry that out of a Boston man if you had the tire of all creation straightened out for a crowbar.
-- O. W. Holme...
Boston, n.: Ludwig van Beethoven being jeered by 50,000 sports fans for finishing second in the Irish jig competition.

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