Related:

• Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of progress.
• Project teams detest weekly progress report meetings because they display lack of progress.
  -- Golub's Fifth Law of Computerdom...
• Laws of Computerdom According to Golub 1) Fuzzy project objectives are used to avoid the embarrassment of estimating the corresponding costs.
  2) A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected...
• Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
• The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
  -- Sweeney's Law...
• Weinberg's First Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
•  Nienberg's Law Progress is made on alternate Fridays.