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Bizoos, n.: The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.
BLISS is ignorance
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
Blore's Razor: Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in plain sight.
It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has it that St....
Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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