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Bugs, pl. n.: Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.
BULLWINKLE: "You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit.
GENERAL: "What does that make YOU?" BULLWINKLE...
Bumper sticker: "All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British manufacture
Bureaucrat, n.: A person who cuts red tape sideways. -- J. McCabe
Bureaucrat, n.: A politician who has tenure.
Bureaucrats cut red tape -- lengthwise.
Burn's Hog Weighing Method: (1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a sawhorse.
(2) Put the hog on one end of the plank. (3) Pile rocks o...
But among the children of the Great Society there were those whose skins were black.
And lo! Their portion was niggardly, and of the fatted calf they were sucking hind teat ....
But as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind.
The evidence (including confessio...
But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations paws.

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