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Chemicals, n.: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #36: Never ever ask the tough looking gentleman wearing El Rukn headgear where he got his "pyramid powered pizza warmer".
-- C...
Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84: The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request for overheated passengers.
When your timer pops up, the driver will...
Chicago, n.: Where the dead still vote ... early and often!
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Chicken Little was right.
Chicken Soup, n.: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.
The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependenc...
Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jone...

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