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Buzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes Of hateful soreness, purge mine ears of co
By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you.
By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote.
In fact, it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as it is to invent....
By trying, we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's, I mean.
-- Mark Twai...
Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.
People living at point C, being a point directly i...
C, n.: A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything else.
It is either the be...
Cabbage, n.: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange. -- Fred Alle
California, n.: From Latin "calor", meaning "heat" (as in English "calorie" or Spanish "caliente")
and "fornia'" for "sexual intercourse" or "fornication." Hence: Tierra d...

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