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CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
You don't do much of anything and are lazy....
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected.
Carmel, New York, has an ordinance forbidding men to wear coats and trousers that don't match.
Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun), n.
Cat, n.: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education. -- Mark Twai
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
Cecil, you're my final hope Of finding out the true Straight Dope For I have been reading of Schrodinger's cat But none of my cats are at all like that.
This unusual animal (so it is said) Is sim...

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