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• Boston State House is the hub of the Solar System. You couldn't pry that out of a Boston man if you had the tire of all creation straightened out for a crowbar.
  -- O. W. Holme...
• Boston State-house is the hub of the solar system. You could n't pry that out of a Boston man if you had the tire of all creation straightened out for a crow-bar.
  -- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) -- The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, vi...
• Faith is the soul going out of itself for all its wants. -- Bosto
• Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
• Everything you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
• Recorded during a party:) HUB-BUB-HUB-BUB-HUB-BUB-HUB-BUB-HUB-HUB-BUB-HUB-BUB-HUB-BUB-HUB yeah!
  ! we're having a party!! come on over! B mike's not home right now!...
• A Texan, impressing the hell out of a Bostonian with tales about the heroes of the Alamo, commented, "I'll bet you never had anyone that brave around *Boston*.
  "Ever hear of Paul Revere?", snarled the Bostonian....
• You may be redneck... if you have a tire swing in you house.
• Marge: Aren't you glad we got out of the house and came downtown for a little culture?
  Homer: Peh. They're butchering the classics. Could that bassoon have come in any more late?...