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Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe.
The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool....
Census Taker to Housewife: Did you ever have the measles, and, if so, how many?
Cerebus: I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.
Jaka: Look, Cerebus-- Jaka has to tell you ....
Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh.
They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of th...
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny-- Did you ever try buying then without money?
-- Ogden Nash...
Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move....
Character Density, n.: The number of very weird people in the office.
Checkuary, n.: The thirteenth month of the year.
Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks....
Chef, n.: Any cook who swears in French.

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