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Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it.
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
-- James Thurbe...
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. -- Kin Hubbard
Brace yourselves. We're about to try something that borders on the unique
an actually rather serious technical book which is not only (gasp) vehemently anti-Solemn, but also (shudder) takes sides....
Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Brady's First Law of Problem Solving
Brain fried -- Core dumped
Brain, n.: The apparatus with which we think that we think.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Brain, v. [as in "to brain"]: To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly
o dispel a source of error in an opponent....
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...

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