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BALC: Branch And Link Cheeseburge
Bald: follicularly challenged.
Bald: hairing impaired.
Bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair.
Baldness is a kind of failure. Wish I'd made the greyed. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death, would be as nothing compared to five minutes with me.
..and this pencil. -- Edmund : Ink and I...
Baldrick, does it have to be this way?
Baldrick, go forth into the street and let it be known that Lord Blackadder wishes to sell his house.
Percy...just go forth into the street. -- Edmund : Money...
Baldrick, I gave you two notes. You sent the note asking for a sponge bag to the finest mind in English legal history, and you sent the note requesting legal representation to.
..? (George enters)...
Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
-- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...

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