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Baltimore, n.: Where the women wear turtleneck sweaters to hide their flea collars.
Bambi could never have been a mother if her hart hadn't been in the right place.
-- Alan F. G. Lewi...
Bambification: The mental conversion of flesh and blood living creatures into cartoon characters possessing borgeois Judeo-Christian attitudes and morals.
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
Bamboo sweeps the stairs, but the dust is undisturbed.
bamf: /bamf/ 1. [from old X-Men comics] interj. Notional sound made by a person or object teleporting in or out of the hearer's vicinity.
Often used in {virtual reality} (esp. {MUD}) elec...
BANANA: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything
banana label: n. The labels often used on the sides of {macrotape} reels, so called because they are shaped roughly like blunt-ended bananas.
This term, like macrotapes themselves, is still cu...
Banana pickers do it in bunches.
banana problem: n. [from the story of the little girl who said "I know how to spell `banana', but I don't know when to stop"].
Not knowing where or when to bring a production to a close (compa...
Bananas are a waste of time. After you skin them and throw the bone away, there's nothing left to eat.
-- Charley Weaver (Cliff Arquette)...

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