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Barbara Walters? Ugh...me prefer deer.
Barbarians do it with anything. (As do orcs.)
bar: /bar/ n. 1. The second {metasyntactic variable}, after {foo} and before {baz}.
Suppose we have two functions: FOO and BAR. FOO calls BAR....
BARBERS do it and end up with soaping hair.
Barbers do it with Brylcreem.
Barbers do it with scissors.
Barbers do it with shear pleasure.
Barbers in Waterloo, Nebraska, are forbidden by law to eat onions between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m.
Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away!
But Ken says, WOO-WOO!! No credit at ``Mr. Liquor''!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Barb Y.R. Fence

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