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Baldrick, in the Amazonian rainforest there are tribes as yet untouched by civilization who have developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impressions than yours.
-- Edmund : Major Sta...
Baldrick, I would like to say how much I will miss your honest and friendly companionship.
Ah. Thankyou, Mr.B. But as we both know, it would be an utter lie....
Baldrick, _our_ plan is to find a new leading lady. What is _your_ plan? -- Edmund : Major Sta
Baldrick! Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new experience!
What experience is that? Being pleased to see you... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
Baldrick, this is Molly ; an inexpensive prostitute.
Molly, this is Baldrick...a pointless peasant. -- Edmund : Money...
Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?
Oh God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream... -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
Ballad del Gunfighters" by The Okay Chorale
BALLERINAS do it en poi

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