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Bailiff, whack his peepee!
BAIT, n. A preparation that renders the hook more palatable.
The best kind is beauty. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Bake 350 for 40 minutes - cat should be flaky, not tough.
Baked Alaskan. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
BakerDos 4.0: (O)ffer a jelly baby; (C)onfuse 'em; (S)earch pocke
Bakers do it for the dough.
Baker's Dozen: Twelve of today's doughnuts and one of yesterday's. -- Johnny Hart ("BC")
Bakers knead it daily.
Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go!
Balance the budget. Declare politicians a game species!
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