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• Everybody is given the same amount of hormones, at birth, and if you want to use yours for growing hair, that's fine with me.
• I'm not going bald, I'm growing a solar power collector for my love machine.
• QOTD: I'm not bald -- I'm "hair challenged". [I thought that was "differently haired". Ed.]
• Beer wouldn't waste its money on men's magazine. -- Men vs. Bee
• Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
  -- Rich Hall, Snigle...
• Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
  -- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
• YINKEL: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• Who is the Vice President of The Hair Club for Men???