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• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I must say, Captain, I've got to admire your balls!
  ...Perhaps later. -- Perkins and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• A change of clothes? Of course, sir! I wouldn't forget a change of clothes!
  Well, that's something. Let's see...a Robin Hood costume....
• You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
  And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
• Baldrick, I gave you two notes. You sent the note asking for a sponge bag to the finest mind in English legal history, and you sent the note requesting legal representation to.
  ..? (George enters) Well tally-ho, with a bing and a bong and a buzz buzz buzz....
• This is not food, but an escape kit! Good Lord! With a saw, a hammer, a chisel, a gun, a change of clothes, a Swiss passport and a huge false moustache, I might just stand a chance!
  ...Ah. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• You'd like to book a table for three...by the window.
  ..for nine thirty p.m....not too near the band......
• Private, what is the time? We didn't receive any messages.
  ..and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir....
• Ah, what's this? Unless I'm much mistaken, a hammer and a chisel!
  You are much mistaken. ...A pencil and a miniature trumpet....