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Ballet dancers do it on tip-toe.
Ballet: Often the same thing as opera, when a person is inhibited and can not sing, so they dance, or do something that passes for a dance, on the tips of their toes.
BALLI, BALLI, BALLI ! Whatever you say! -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area
balling up: (1) transforming crampons into short skis.
(2) fun and games at increasingly higher altitudes....
BALLISTOPHOBIA: Fear of bullets; OTOPHOBIA: Fear of opening one's eyes.
PECCATOPHOBIA: Fear of sinning. TAPHEPHOBIA: Fear of being buried alive....
Ballmer & Gates voodoo dolls for sale: 1-800-KILL-WIN
Balloons and Government both require Hot Air to floa
Balsa splintered while you wait.
BALTIMORE: A wharf-rat stealing Diogenes' lamp.

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