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• A true adman writes the prose and cons. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• A white lie is aversion of the truth. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• Back-seat driving is a form of duel control. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• I'll be with you in two sex, said the hermaphrodite. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• When the witch said Abradacabra, nothing happened. She's a hopeless speller. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• Bambi could never have been a mother if her hart hadn't been in the right place.
  -- Alan F. G. Lewi...
• When a liar gets pharyngitis, he loses his vice. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• S! P! R! I! N! G! F! E! E! L! D!! Springfield!!!!!
  -- Homer spells out the town name while dressed as... "Dancin' Home...
• Canadian Alphabet:eh,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z.