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BAP: Branch And Pu
Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
BAPTISM, n. A sacred rite of such efficacy that he who finds himself in heaven without having undergone it will be unhappy forever.
It is performed with water in two ways -- by immersion, or plungi...
Baptist angels don't dance anywhere.
Baptists do it under water.
Baptists don't like to discuss their sex lies.
Baptists don't make love standing up. It's too close to dancing.
Barak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian. -- Famous Last Word
Barbara Bush, our current first lady, assures us she can wipe out illiteracy in Washington, but it will take moving Dan Quayle to Virginia to get the job done.
BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
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