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You will never really know why the English drink so much tea until you try their coffee.
Then, you will know!...
You will never remember this sentence.
You will never win even a free ticket playing the lotto.
You will not be elected to public office this year.
You will not get the hiccups when you are alone. You will get them in the middle of your bar exam, or at a funeral, or on a visit to your future inlaws' house.
You will now answer to the charge of being a grievously savage race.
-- Q, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7...
You will only find peace when you yield completely to society's control.
You will outgrow your usefulness.
You will outlive those who seek to destroy you.
You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
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