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You will soon meet a stranger who will become your friend.
You will soon meet a strangler who will become your fiend.
You will soon meet a tall dark handsome stranger.
You will soon take that long awaited vacation.
You will step on the night soil of many countries.
You will step on the toes of many co-workers.
You will still not survive our assault. And you will not survive ours.
Shall we die together? -- Tomalak and Picard, "The Defector", stardate 43462.5...
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective.
You will survive the conflagration.
You will think of something funnier than this to add to the fortunes.
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