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You would toss a drowning man both ends of a rope.
You write with ease to show your breeding, But easy writing 's curst hard reading.
-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- Clio's Protest, Life of Sheridan (Moore), Vol....
You, you, and you panic. The rest of you, come with me.
You yourself Are much condemn'd to have an itching palm.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iv, Sc. 3...
You, you, you shouldn't, you shouldn't traumatize women with sexual intercourse.
I should know, I'm a medieval doctor, I own a mansion and a yacht....
Yow! Am I having fun yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Am I in Milwaukee? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Are we laid back yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Are we wet yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead

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