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You won't learn much about capitalism at a university.
How could you? Capitalism is a matter of risks and rewards, and a tenured professor doesn't have much to do with either....
You won't skid if you stay in a rut. -- Frank Hubbard
You worked in a lab on a static model. This is a working machine.
It's got tens of thousands of light years on it....
You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.
You work with your females, arm them, and force them to wear clothing.
-- Letek about Yar, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
You worry that if you lower your guard, even for one second, your whole world will disintegrate into chaos.
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.
You worthless dweebified, unjustified, leftover DNA.
You would be lost without me.

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