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• You will not be elected to public office this year.
• If a President died in office, then it's a certainty that he was elected in a year ending in zero.
• First Law of Office Holders Get re-elected.
• Confusion not only reigns, it's elected to high office.
• An elected official is one who got 51% of the vote cast by 42% of the 67 percent of the people who are eligible to vote.
  When you calculate the odds, you are just damn lucky to get anyone to run for any office....
• Public office is the last refuge of the incompetent. -- Boies Penrose
• We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. -- Aesop
• It is better to vote for someone you like and have them not elected than to vote for someone you dislike and have them elected.
• Matilda's Law of Sub-Committee Formation: If you leave the room, you're elected.