Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You will triumph over your enemy.
You will visit some faraway land that has long been in your waking thoughts.
You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.
You will walk or I will carry you. Given the option, I'll.
..I'll walk. -- Worf and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
You will wish you hadn't.
You win a few, you lose a few. But I wish this one had been rained out.
You won first prize..! Send me $50. and I'll send your prize!
You won't find ME standing in front of a mirror weeping!
You won't find out later that your cucumber (a) is married, (b) is on penicillin, (c) likes you -- but loves your brother!
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...

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