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Yow! I threw up on my window! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! It's a hole all the way to downtown Burbank! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! It's some people inside the wall! This is better than mopping! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! I want my nose in lights! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY-- -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
YOW!! Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th' new TAX REFORM laws!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Now we can become alcoholics! -- Zippy the Pinhead
YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
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