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You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away.
-- Murphy's Law No. 35...
You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.
-- Sherlock Holme...
You *WILL* respect me in the morning!
You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.
-- First Rule of Negative Anticipatio...
You will secure the greatest degree of happiness if you marry young.
You will soon be able to do all the things sane people can do.
You will soon be crossing the great waters.
You will soon forget this.
You will soon have an unfortunate confrontation with the Administrators of Justice.
You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.

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