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• If you can't stand the heat, get a Pool.
• A nickname is the heaviest stone the devil can throw at a man.
• Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• You are in the Third Pool.
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• Everybody has sex now. When I was a kid only women had sex and you had to get it from them.
  We got a battery-powered sexual aid. Actually, a flashlight....
• No, no! Not Ripple...SNAPPLE!
• People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.